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Fast Eddie

by Sons of Guns

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Written & recorded during quarantine via tele-collaboration from our four respective homes in the Pacific Northwest. Mixed by Bart Budwig. Mastered by Thaddeus Moore at Liquid Matering in Eugene, OR.

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Eddie rode a golden lightning bolt drenched in Aqua Net toward the Summer of 1986 with high-tops, tight-rolled acid-washed jeans and a ‘shit happens’ mid-riff.

As was his custom after three Schlitz and Happy Days reruns, he slung that porcelain cue over his back and sashayed to the beat of his impenetrable cock into the Hideout Saloon for elimination time. The smells wove about his bestial sense in lacerating gauzes of Marb Reds, vending machine perfume, and all-American, blue-collar piss… just Eddie’s style. There, across diesel and dream stood the crosstown contender himself, Willie McCoy-- fresh-out of County, and looking to rule the world before last call. The walls inflamed with The Stooges’ T.V. Eye as Eddie ducked into the Men’s Room and pulled a small white bag from his 5th pocket. Splayed across the toilet seat like some rare albino caterpillar, it vanished in a whiff which sounded more like a sobbing crocodile. Eddie looked up at the mirror, smiled, and kissed it.

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released July 2, 2021
Gregory Rawlins
Mike Surber
Seth Johnson
EJ Sander

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